Anthropology Graduate Offspring

I love the Anthropology & Sociology department at Vanguard University. Just look at what they put up on the department wall! The caption reads, "Porter Christian Kaysen, the latest Anthropology graduate offspring!" Getting this in my inbox made my day. I now feel compelled to pay them a visit sometime soon. 

In case you are scratching your head, Porter's middle name is still Michael, but I can't bring myself to tell them.